When I woke up this morning I had a wad of pre-paid movie vouchers that I need to use by Thursday.
No worries, right? Right. So off I went to some megaplex or other to see The Adjustment Bureau. I found it a very enjoyable film, but that's not entirely surprising considering I'm quite partial to anything bureau-related. And who doesn't love a love story? And also, Emily Blunt is well hot.
So The Adjustment Bureau was a good pick and my wad of vouchers has reduced to six. All good. So now I only have six vouchers to use before Thursday.
Should be easy, yes?
Should it shit.
The problem is that now I've seen The Adjustment Bureau, what else is there to see? I've run some calculations and am sorry to report that at least 87% of the movies out at the moment are shit.
Shit. Shit. Shit.
Which bodes poorly for my wad of vouchers.
So please, will you help? Will you look into your good and generous hearts and advise me how to get rid of my vouchers? Here's what's on at the moment:
Rango: Johnny, Johnny, Johnny; what have you done?
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (3D): This boy makes me want to vomit into my handkerchief.
127 Hours: An uplifting tale about a chappy hacking off his arm with a teaspoon (if I understand correctly).
Gnomeo and Juliet: Animated? At least visually, if nothing else. Shakespeare's play with a happy ending, and gnomes.
Conviction: Hilary Swank's character's brother goes to jail for something or other. She does something or other to get him out.
No Strings Attached: Natalie Portman pretends to find Ashton Kutcher attractive. I forget how it ends.
Fast and Furious 5: Five? They've made five of these abominations?
So shit, I don't know. What do you think?