tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-479564812187394191.post3734419777110427496..comments2023-09-13T21:04:43.048+10:00Comments on The Kettle Redux: Bloody vouchersKettlehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05555996290361714986noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-479564812187394191.post-10589966150334846392011-03-31T15:56:02.515+11:002011-03-31T15:56:02.515+11:00I was taken to see No Strings Attached by somebody...I was taken to see No Strings Attached by somebody with a free ticket.<br /><br />It was okay. <br /><br />Favourite bit was Ashton's character making a period mix tape. The idea rather caught my imagination. <br /><br />Bleeding Love<br />Sunday bloody sunday<br />Lady in Red<br />Only women bleed<br />etcMad Cat Ladyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09940290694429568842noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-479564812187394191.post-74969877160849428762011-03-31T09:58:25.925+11:002011-03-31T09:58:25.925+11:00It's Thursday.
Did you take The Mini Squib to ...It's Thursday.<br />Did you take The Mini Squib to see Gnomeo?<br />Eat a double chocolate cherry Choc-Top while you're at it.<br />Mmmmmm...Catastrophe Waitresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16059689371446944502noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-479564812187394191.post-8786384501597411262011-03-30T12:34:28.236+11:002011-03-30T12:34:28.236+11:00Isn't it almost Thursday, now? Are you going t...Isn't it almost Thursday, now? Are you going to have time to see any of them? And, can you make sure that all future links to Bieber related material are broken, as well, please?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-479564812187394191.post-62992241852377736942011-03-30T12:06:50.542+11:002011-03-30T12:06:50.542+11:00It's not like I'm going to share them. I&#...It's not like I'm going to share them. I'm going to stick the whole packet in my mouth during the previews and then I'm going to filch your popcorn. Say, you could just use the vouchers to watch the previews and then leavesquibhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10744419106501810243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-479564812187394191.post-2912434688847663542011-03-30T01:34:51.253+11:002011-03-30T01:34:51.253+11:00Heavens, Alex! We can't have a broken link. He...Heavens, Alex! We can't have a broken link. Here's the full URL: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justin_Bieber<br /><br />Nyeh nyeh nyeh.<br /><br /><i>I would do anything for a jumbo packet of salt and vinegar crisps</i><br /><br />Squib that's just all kinds of crazy. Does it really have to be salt and vinegar? I don't think I could even bring myself to buy them.<br /><br />Ooh EMS! Challenge accepted. <br /><br />Only thing is, what if I watch all these movies in various altered states and have nothing scathing to say about them? What if I love them? WHAT THEN!Kettlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05555996290361714986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-479564812187394191.post-64666271508587056412011-03-29T21:06:06.838+11:002011-03-29T21:06:06.838+11:00Get stoned and watch either: Fast & Furious 5 ...Get stoned and watch either: Fast & Furious 5 or Gnomeo & Juliet (or both).<br /><br />Get drunk and watch: Justin Beiber (haha, just kidding, no kidding about the kidding) or Rango (for serious) (or both).<br /><br />And that's all I got. I support Alex's idea of scathing reviews. I'd pay to read those (not really, I don't pay for much these days, I'm pretty tight). That is the only thing you can redeem from this experience. Take it, run with it, enjoy it and if you can make a drinking game out of it, all the better. Go forth, Squib. Do it for all of us.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03085054284790032962noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-479564812187394191.post-49223225942602103622011-03-29T12:32:29.321+11:002011-03-29T12:32:29.321+11:00I would do anything for a jumbo packet of salt and...I would do anything for a jumbo packet of salt and vinegar crispssquibhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10744419106501810243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-479564812187394191.post-32611663501053644372011-03-28T16:36:50.957+11:002011-03-28T16:36:50.957+11:00Happily, Kettle, that link seems to be broken.
I ...Happily, Kettle, that link seems to be broken.<br /><br />I also like Noonie's idea, but you might want to leave that one 'til last. The picture house might not let you back in for a while.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-479564812187394191.post-77781654098369298542011-03-28T16:33:59.206+11:002011-03-28T16:33:59.206+11:00Dear TEC, dear Noonie, I thought I was evil but yo...Dear TEC, dear Noonie, I thought I was evil but you two are true masters! The Bieber film as a bulimia aid! Flinging your underpants around just because! I have much to learn from you two; much to learn indeed (which makes you my newest heroes).<br /><br />Ah Squib, if only there wasn't a continent between us, I'd make you come to the Bieber film with me for a special. Imagine how inspiring it would be; you could write a poem about bulimia, I could write a ranty blog post about boys with stupid fringes... The possibilities are simply endless.Kettlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05555996290361714986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-479564812187394191.post-50109223641200998422011-03-28T13:56:34.612+11:002011-03-28T13:56:34.612+11:00Get yourself some Bieber fever baby! Dress up lik...Get yourself some Bieber fever baby! Dress up like a prepubescent school girl and scream incessantly whilst throwing your undergarments at the screen. Go on......it has been at least a week since I have seen you throw your undies at something.Noonie Trousers and Then Somehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08459735759541219221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-479564812187394191.post-18976615805300365172011-03-28T13:44:01.652+11:002011-03-28T13:44:01.652+11:00That's very kind, Kettle but I'd hate to d...That's very kind, Kettle but I'd hate to deprive your other friendssquibhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10744419106501810243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-479564812187394191.post-38923254107165095922011-03-28T12:50:39.117+11:002011-03-28T12:50:39.117+11:00Perhaps you could suggest that the Bieber film cou...Perhaps you could suggest that the Bieber film could be viewed as an easier option that bulimia? Same result, less effort.Elephant's Childhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06650565833097914052noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-479564812187394191.post-70692174455520009662011-03-28T12:30:27.634+11:002011-03-28T12:30:27.634+11:00Dear Alex, while I'm loathe to disturb the Bie...Dear Alex, while I'm loathe to disturb the Bieber-free state of your life, I think it's important to share the horror that is Master Bieber with sound-minded people the world over. Check out the fringe in the pic <a href="javascript:void(0);" rel="nofollow">here</a>.<br /><br />A series of scathing reviews is a <i>fine</i> idea.<br /><br />Squibsy, offloading the vouchers as birthday presents before Thursday is also a fine idea. Say... would you like one as an early pressie for next year?<br /><br />[This might just work!]Kettlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05555996290361714986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-479564812187394191.post-39821641719688905882011-03-28T12:13:20.982+11:002011-03-28T12:13:20.982+11:00Do you know 6 people with birthdays before Thursda...Do you know 6 people with birthdays before Thursday?squibhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10744419106501810243noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-479564812187394191.post-24604767191554051402011-03-28T11:53:40.942+11:002011-03-28T11:53:40.942+11:00I'm not entirely certain who Justin Bieber is ...I'm not entirely certain who Justin Bieber is or what he does, but somehow, I'm instinctively aware of how shit a movie about him would be and how reasonable it is to want to hit him with something pointed.<br /><br />It occurs to me that with six vouchers and seven movies, your real decision here is in working out which one you want to see least. <br /><br />Maybe you could write a scathing series of film reviews or something.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-479564812187394191.post-1907597547002975092011-03-28T11:17:50.723+11:002011-03-28T11:17:50.723+11:00Normally I like bad movies too, Alex, so I briefly...Normally I like bad movies too, Alex, so I briefly entertained the idea of seeing the Justin Bieber one. But after a moment I came to my senses and remembered he's completely bad-bad and not at all good-bad (and he really does make me want to throw small pointy objects at him).<br /><br />Maybe I'll just see <i>The Adjustment Bureau</i> another six times. That could be the least painful option.Kettlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05555996290361714986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-479564812187394191.post-59508319823578411972011-03-27T21:37:05.462+11:002011-03-27T21:37:05.462+11:00Goodness, that's lousy. Normally, I like bad m...Goodness, that's lousy. Normally, I like bad movies, but these aren't even the good kind of bad. Not a sci-fi, sword & sorcery or dodgy monster flick to be seen. <br /><br />I've heard <i>"Conviction"</i> is exceptionally dreary and unengaging, if that helps. <br /><br />Can you scalp the vouchers?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com