I've been meaning to write something about the UK election but something much more important has happened: we've bought a new fish.
While fish and politicians share many characteristics (they're both slimy, for example), fish are better at forming coherent arguments and are infinitely more endearing than your average Tory backbencher.
But while we have a name for the UK's new prime minister, we don't yet have a name for our new fish. Will you help?
Here's some footage to get your creative wires humming (please note: the new fish is the one that doesn't look like Count Vronsky or Karl Marx, which are the other two fish):
Sorry, I should have warned you about the clarinet. There's nothing like a small range of sample music in a video editing program to help you torture people in cruel and unusual ways.
If you can forgive me the clarinet, what say you for a moniker for this magnificent orange Carassius auratus auratus?