These lost hours can, I'm afraid, lead to one of the most shameful of blog sins: Lying Through Heading.
In these sorry situations you'll find that whatever idea you had when you launched so cocksure and forthright into your heading has departed you, leaving nought in its place but troubling thoughts about the shape of catshark eggs and whether you really need a canopy on your banana chair.
Canopy: necessity or luxury?So it is that I have indeed lied through heading as I no longer have any topics (fairly ordinary or barely related) knocking around in my head to meander through.
If you have any thoughts re: canopy or no canopy, I would be most grateful to hear them.
5 comments:
I can see a canopy coming in handy if one were reading because the sunlight reflecting from the white pages of a book can be very glarey, but that canopy is far to small to be of use considering the angle of light and where the book would be held.
Probably there should also be a side flap.
And a beer holder.
MCL I love that you've applied geometric principles to your analysis of the banana chair; I suspect we've just seen a world first there. These are exciting times, aren't they.
I would love to see that chair with a more substantial canopy, a side flap (in order to better address the sun-angle issue), some extra cushioning (why not), and two small shelves, one fitted to each arm-rest: one shelf would of course be for beer (thank you Ramon) and the other of course would be for martinis. Then it will be the perfect chair.
I can't sleep for wishing it was already so.
I'd go more for a palanquin (with a carnation silk canopy), held aloft by four Oompa-Loompas. But that's just me
Squib you had me right up until 'Oompa-Loompas'; tricksy little fellows.
I like 'palanquin'. Noice.
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